Five worst comments...

Today, I was chatting with my friend and she suggested that I make a list of ... the worst things guys I know (I mean I just know them, they are not my friends) have said/comentted to me...well here are the five worst comments made by them...[The comments in the bracket are what I either told them or wanted to tell them...]

• If I marry you, I won't allow you to wear jeans... [Hello, marry you??? The last I check I live in a free country...]
• You look different today...you did facial??? [Of all the things]
• Other guys are going to look at your cleavage [what???]
• You are a jack of all trades but master of none... [and who is he, nuclear physicist???]
• I am wearing an engagement ring to prevent girls from falling all over me... [I didnt even ask about the ring to begin with...]